by: Our Reporter
Day three, we are still defining the “BRO CODE” until the end of our ten days survey. Remember you can take part in defining the codes by tweeting us on the harsh tag #BroCode10 or tweeting us @scorpionug.
Here are some of the codes that we have managed to put together, from your suggestions and our survey.
- A Bro never leaves a Bro behind.
- A Bro always has a condom in his wallet.
- A bro never lets another bro drink and drive. If your drunk bro puts up a struggle you are permitted to forcefully stop him, in that situation the usual rules of bro combat apply.
- If you catch your bro’s girl cheating you immediately tell your bro regardless of any possible shit-storm that may arise.
- Bro’s ONLY get their hair cut at a barbers, with the exception of shaving the whole head of hair, which can be done at home.
- When Bro’s hug, they do not close their eyes and/or rest their head on the other bro’s shoulder.
- When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro’s car is off limits.
- Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid with bros.
- A bro never makes eye-contact with another bro while eating a banana.
- Bros shall not wear a Fanny Pack/Bum Bag
- When a Bro leaves his seat, the seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if a fellow Bro takes it. Lift your feet, lose your seat.
- Paint Balling is the ONLY combat scenario in which a bro’s balls are not off limits.
- During Paint Balling activities bro’s do not wipe clean their fellow bro’s protective face masks
- A bro never rearranges the dishes at another bros house.
- When a Bro can only take one other bro to something epic (for example: having 1 spare ticket)… The Bro doesn’t show favoritism by choosing a Bro, instead all bro’s are offered a chance to compete in a challenge (or series of challenges) in order to earn the privilege.
- A Bro and a Brother are not the same thing.
- A bro does not dare/challenge another bro to do anything they wouldn’t try them self. If the dare/challenge is turned down, the challenger must attempt it before ridicule is permitted.
- A bro is always psyched. ALWAYS.
- Bros shall never under any circumstances go and see chick flicks alone. Chick flicks are only tolerated when there is a 100% chance of getting laid.
- A bro cannot give another bro a Teddy bear.
You can take part in defining the codes by leaving a comment in the comment box below.
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