Has it ever crossed your mind how campusers are able to move from one bar to another each night in this poverty stricken Nation?
Do you sometimes believe that most of these campus chaps live your dream life; from Nyege Nyege festival to Blankets and Wines to filling up posh clubs and restaurants among other fancy things.
The truths on how and who finances their lifestyles will blow your mind.
Kyambogo University
The location of Kyambogo University says it all about their lifestyles and how they spend.
They mostly hangout in a semi-rural spots in Kampala, the reason why most of them don’t want to openly say where they study from.
Kyambogo campusers are kind of misers who even fear spending on themselves because of the ‘village’ mentality still stuck in them.
In Banda where their university is located, Kasese (crude waragi) business is booming because they love very cheap things and they tend to dance around malwa pots like witchdoctors performing a ritual because most of them fear posh hangouts due to their poor sense of style and low self-esteem
MUBS
Apart from having the prettiest girls in the city, MUBS hostels (Akamwesi and Ideal) are the reason why most men flock Nakawa every weekend to meet their sweethearts while their wives are at home.
Once in club, MUBS girls will tend to order for very expensive drinks so as to be seen as classy. They are a reason why most born bar businesses are flourishing in Kampala because they hook up with loaded dudes whom they seduce into splashing of money aimlessly to impress them.
Another reason all ushering companies use MUBs girls is because they are undoubtedly cute and have a sense of style in them.
This is why they will they will ‘de-tooth’ our fathers to the last penny
Makerere University
Being the biggest university in the country, you will find all kinds of lifestyles in Makerere but there are those traits that obviously show amongst all students.
Makerere hill is known to be a habitat for bedbugs and that is the reason why you will always find these guys not settled busy scratching themselves due to insect bites.
These insects have arguably become part of their identity.
Once these guys enter a bar, they want the whole world to know that they are alumnus to Mwai Kabaki and other prominent figures who studied there.
They will buy a bottle liquor which they will share amongst themselves and sip wisely so as to cover the whole night and pretend to be high.
The funny thing though is they are only wannabes who know all hangouts in town but you will never find them spending money in them except window shopping
Uganda Christian University
These ones tend to be holy because of the strict laws in their university but those around Mukono can testify that rich kids, once given freedom, they tend to be to wild. The recent sextapes released from there are more evidence to this.
Because most of them come from rich families, they tend to finance their lifestyles so it’s very hard to find sugar daddies flocking the university except for a few cases.
They will always have groups according to coursework or course unit and always get drunk together.
They will never forget a friend in bar if they came with him or her.
